goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

colormecrimson:

twitturds:

Did I Already Reblog That? the musical

Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

smilefortheworldforever:

do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders and scream “NO YOU’RE A WONDERFUL PERSON YOU DON’T NEED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF EVER” and aggressively shove them into a pile of fluffy pillows and throw them some of their favorite chocolate